Just another example of why I am the smartest dog in the house... A few mornings ago, Mom let Diesel out to go potty. She noticed that he was having a hard time getting his poopy to detach from his rear end, no matter how hard he strained... Being the good mommy that she is, she grabbed a paper towel and gently helped it out. Unfortunately, she didn't know what she was getting into, and as she pulled, out came an entire pair of underwear! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!! However disgusting it was, Mom was thankful of 2 things: 1) this did not result in $3000 emergency surgery, and 2) that she wears such small underwear and not granny panties!

You didn't want to see the actual picture, did you?? Mom took one, but deemed it too foul to post!

